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 HORSES
Carville thinks the Dems need more forces…
In the Congress, “we need more horses
”But they’re not equine class –
They’re more like the jackass –
And that’s what their problem, of course, is.
Jan ’08 The Limbaugh Letter, “Stupid Quotes” –
James Carville, gripingthat “more hasn’t been done
in this Congress…That’s not the fault of thehorses
we have. It’s because we need more horses.”
DREAM TEAM
Would Barack and Hill be a “Dream Team?”
It depends on how you define “dream.”
Pair a shrew and a flake
And, asleep or awake,
More like a “Nightmare Team” it would seem.
UNCONTROLLED IMMIGRATION
Open borders might be a temptation
But when you don’t control immigration
Many things can go wrong
And it doesn’t take long…
Ask a chief of an Indian nation.
VOTER INTELLIGENCE TEST
Don’t you think it would really be best
To have to pass an intelligence test
To be allowed to vote?
It’s an idea, we note,
That by some conservatives has been pressed.
Democrats think it would be a sin –
One for which they would never buy in.
They think there just might be
A dumb majority
And dumb voters means Democrats win.
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